I’m betting we can get 35 drunk posters on this thread tonight. I know that later, at least, I’ll be one. Your predictions? (and maybe this will cut down on all of the pointless “I’m drunk!” threads.) 
Posting drunk=BAD. Putting anything in writing while drunk=BAD. Makes for a most miserable day after, filled with pain and remorse (as well as embarrassment, humiliation, wishing one had never been born)…as you can see, I’ve been there! Also, just say NO to the making of phone calls-trust me.
OKAY! My guess is 43 drunk posts.
You know… I know that I started a thread somewhere while I was drunk once… I can’t find it. And it was even funnier the next morning because I couldn’t find my pants, and needed my wallet that was in them.
Sign me up. I rarely post…but for a good cause… 
To go even one step further, this thread should be a special place for drunks to drop their nuggets of “wisdom” or that secret homosexualty issue they’ve been harboring for so many years. Go ahead and tell your brother inlaw that you want to see him in a thong! (but only here)
Of course my brother inlaw is nowhere near sexy enough for me to post so crap like that.
43 drunk posts or 43 drunk posters?
[sub]It’s beyond me why anyone would want their brother-in-law to post here a link to a picture of himself in a thong…[/sub]
My guess is for 10 at most.
What if I don’t have any secret homosexual desires? I’m pretty open about being gay. I guess it’s time to break out my secret heterosexual desires. I’ll have to compose a list. It shouldn’t be a long one.
I’m guessing more on the order of 20 drunks but with more posts (estimated 35 posts). Here is a idea. Those who are drunk simply put in parenthesis (D) at the beggining of your post. Or somewhere else in your post. That way we can keep track of who is drunk and who is not.
Since this is the new year, I mean, this isn’t the year, but I jus’ wanna say, I mean, I jus’ wanna tell you guys, you guys are the BEST. I mean it, I really, I jus’ wanna say, you SDMB guys, you’re the bes’, bes’ people. I mean, I don’t deserve to know people like you. I don’t. ‘Cause, you know, for me, nothin’ ever seems to…
Uh…
You guys, I’m not feeling so good.
Uh…
BLARHRGGGGGG!
Ya know, from past experience I’m gonna go ahead and say it won’t be altogether difficult to figure out who’s sober and who ain’t (joke posts aside)
Your location’s blank, but it’s just now 6:30 here. Wow, that’s early.
(1/8? D)
Watching Wheel of Fortune. Still waiting for the salmon to finish in the oven.
Maybe 1/4 of a can of Budweiser gone.
At least I don’t have to worry about being on the road.
1/2 (D)
But it’s still early!
I’m not drunk enough to start a post your most embarassing secrets ever thread but it was going to include how i stare at my phone willing friends to text me back and this is what i’ve been doing this nyer.
prunken dosters? terish the phought! ::porcelain pond smiley::
{I’m not drunk yet (by any measure I would use) but I am drunker than I was since last time I posted. Oddly, my spelling is no worse than the usual crap that it is (that’s one of my measurements).
So far my kid almost walked in on my wife and me having sex. The door was locked but she had stolen a key and hid it for just such a moment. Thankfully I’m well aware that My wife spawned the demon-child and I ran to the door to baracade it shut.
Anyone want a kid?}
(Brother inlaw still looking ugly)
A possible (likely?) sighting: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=294582
I don’t post when I’m drunk.
Oops.