(d)
fuuuuuuuuuuuck
12:45 am (US Central time) 1/2 (D). Won’t get any drunker tongiht. I only drink once a year and tongiht is it. The main reason that I’m not going to continue drinking is that it would lead to depression. yes, I was with good friends and had a good time, but in my case there is someone who is a half continent away from me right now whom I would dearly want to be here. So yeah, count me in as one of the drunks.
Goodnight everyone.
W00t. Whatever the count is, add one. I did heed the advice, sort of, to not call anyone, but instead have been sending text messages. I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to post while drunk, because I didn’t know if I was going to sleep at friend’s house or not, but DD (Look, responsibility!) drove me home b/c I was getting pointlessly tired. I woke up at 5 am and worked already.
Bah, this post tastes like soot and poo cry. It’s like my signature.
They say alcohol affects the mind, and they’re right. I’m sooooo messed up right now.
Drunk count + 1 -> drunk count.
oh, meant to actually include my signature this time.
Because I promised myself that I wouldn’t start any new threads after I started drinking tonight, I wanted to hijack my own thread to say the following.
My testicles feel really heavy, like whoa. Heavier and larger than usual. Anyone else want to comment?
YYYAAAAARRRRRRR!!!
That’s a number, right?
Houip Ny uieo!!!1
No, you twit! TLAPD isn’t until September. You get an out of season pirate foul. 
Man, we only had 5 "(D)"s and then my post where I didn’t catch the “(D)” trend… I was puzzled as to why those were in the posts. So only 6 total? That was a flop.
Simply put, this is not true. I’ve sent out many fine drunken emails in my day, and regret none of them.
You’re right on about the phone calls though.
I’ve regretted none of my drunk posts either. Sure I’ve woke up with a vague memory of posting something last night and thinking “ohhhhhhhhhhh shit”, but when I finally have the stomach to find all my posts from last night I am just relieved. None of them seem bad at all.
P.S. For the first time in years I can’t afford to drink. Plus I was at work. I wish I had been drunk as I may have seen this thread and let my mind wander through the surreal depths of psuedo-wisdom to post the meaning of life, or a shortcut to nirvana, or a clever way to remove chewing gum from the bottom of shoes.