So I’m standing there at 2:00 a.m. holding my kid’s turdy ass in the air and once again the damn Handy Diaper Wipe Dispenser is clinging to the last 4 wipes. They’ve joined together to form a wad that won’t fit through the Handy Diaper Wipe Slot. Whipping the box through the air wildly only works part of the time. Usually I just manage to hurl the Handy Diaper Wipe Lid onto the floor and under some piece of furniture.
And just for the record, the EZ Reach variety isn’t any better; since they can’t rely on the box lid to inflict annoyance, they’ve eliminated all surface variety on the wipes themselves. This guarantees that you can’t possibly get a grasp on one sheet at its center and must instead pick up a whole pile of them from the outer corner. I can’t tell you how much time I’ve spent futilely scraping the surface of the diaper wipe with my stub of a fingernail in a vain attempt to peel a single sheet.
I think these were designed by the same geniuses who created the Kraft Deluxe mac & cheese box, which I swear cannot be opened by a human thumb.