You were on Larry King Live tonight, which made me happy. I laughed, I cried, I smiled because I was watching you. You, my hero. My Celebrity Crush, my favorite musician.
Then you announce you’ll be in L.A. (Well, you’re there now) but in 2 days you’ll be at a fundraiser for your girlfriend’s land mine charity. (Which, BTW, I’m heartbroken that I’m not your GF).
Still, not a problem.
And then you say, “Yeah, I’ll be singing a few songs with Paul Simon.”
Wait.
Paul Simon?
So you, Paul McCartney, will be performing with Paul Simon. In California.
lets it sink in
My two favorite musicians ever in the world. The two people I have worshiped from afar are playing together. I’ve often said that I would give my right arm to see either of you, and now you are playing together?!
And I can’t see you. Oh sure, tickets are still available, but I can’t be down there in two days. Plus, how could I ever afford that? I’d have to sell my soul to Satan, and I don’t even think my soul would be worth enough.
You know what would make this even worse? If you said, “Oh, and Sting will be stopping by too.” Because then I would just die. Thankfully you didn’t say that. sigh
I’ll just go turn on my new Wingspan CD. And cry.
I heard rumors that you will be going on tour this fall. I sure hope that’s true. If it’s just a vicious rumor, it’ll break my heart.
Oh yeah, and happy birthday.
**This was a pretty weak rant, I know. But I’m just heartbroken right now.
Guess who’s coming to town on Sunday.
No, go ahead and guess.
Paul Simon.
Guess who has to plan a stupid wedding and can’t go!
That’s right, me!
I’m happy I’m getting married and everything, really, I am. But goddammit, I want to see him so bad!
Why is life so cruel? Of the 52 weekends in the year 2001, why did he have to choose the Sunday before I get married to come and play? sighs
::::hunting for whip and chains::::::::::::::
WHERE did I last put those things anyway???
Pepper, just keep telling yourself, ‘they’ll be back, they’ll be back…’ If this doesn’t work? Ummmmmmm tell your fiancee, you’ve got a great idea for a honeymoon!! ‘MUSIC honey, think MUSIC!!!’
