Ok, sure. I may be the only person on this whole message board to know what I’m talking about, but it really gets in my craw people.
As a swimmer, I like to stay up with the latest swimming technology, caps, goggles, suits. WHATHAVEYOU. So I went to my local Speedo Store today to find “the closest fitting, smallest, least intrusive” swim goggles I could get to improve my time and reduce fogging.
I was given: ** Swedish Goggles **.
These motherfuckers cut into my skin like they’re made of unpolished glass, fog up in ONE SECOND flat and make my eyes feel like they’re being sucked out of the sockets by a horny Jenna Jameson.
I mean, YES, I swam faster…and they didn’t leak…but how much masochism do I have to put forth in my day to day work out?
Does anyone else swim? Anyone else wear Swedish goggles? Am I wearing them wrong? Am I not cut out to be a swimmer after all of these years? Am I rambling?
It’s because I’m in pain.