First, a little background. To me, Microsoft Office reached its zenith with Office 95 and has generally been on a long downhill slide ever since. The only exception I see is Excel, where generally the newer features in Excel actually make it easier to use than before without it being bloat. So I prefer to use, whenever possible, Office 95 Pro. However, my school insists on using XP and, of course, 95 isn’t compatible with XP, so I bit the bullet and went to 97 Pro. 97 Pro isn’t as good as 95 Pro, but at least it’s almost exactly the same except for my having to disable that stupid paperclip. However, I held out for a long time beforehand, even to the point where I was running Office XP, Office 95, and StarOffice 6 (or something like that) simultaneously (Office XP because of the lack of compatibility with 95 for Word and, as I said before, I like Excel XP, 95 because I prefer to use it for writing, and StarOffice because my version of XP didn’t come with PowerPoint and 95 PowerPoint isn’t compatible, so I had to go to StarOffice, which is.) I even use Exchange 95, which has its own set of problems in being so old it can’t handle HTML, at least for images, which I don’t mind. So, when I upgraded to WinXP Pro, I did it right and installed Exchange 95, everything in Office 97 except Excel, and Excel XP.
Now, normally, this setup works great. I can open anything the school sends to me, I get the interface (or close enough) that I want for writing, and I like the email I have. So, I’m sitting here today, writing my assignment for P Chem II in Word 97, and everything is going along fine. I’ve got a lot of equations in as objects, but I’d much rather use Equation Editor than write everything by hand and have to start over if I mess up an equation somewhere. I go to save my final version (I’d succesfully saved earlier) and what do I get? A drive full error message.
Now, I know damn well that that drive still has 60 gigs of space on it (its a 120). I figure, well, let’s make sure I at least have a copy saved somewhere else and I can do something about saving it to my hard drive later, so I go to my space on the server to save. Guess what I get? That’s right, another drive full error message. Now I’m getting pissed. I figure, okay, let’s go as low-tech as possible and I pop in an empty, formatted floppy disk. Now, I almost never use floppies anymore; the only reason I even have them is for boot disks and old computers hooked up to instruments in lab that only have floppy drives and aren’t connected to the school network. But, hey, I’ve got it, let’s try it. What do I get? That’s right, another drive full error. So I figure, well, crap.
So, what to do? Well, if nothing else, at least get the hard copy so that I haven’t completely lost two hours worth of work. What do I get when I go to print? That’s right, a cannot print error. Printer is offline. That sort of crap. The printer has power, the connection is good, other programs can’t print, but Word is a no-go. Well, all is still not lost. I have mapped one of the chemistry department’s printers from my computer. I use it sometimes from my dorm room when I’m doing research or something similar and then I just go and pick it up. That, at least, works. So, I’ve got my hard copy. The question is still, how the hell am I going to save it so that I don’t have to retype it or hope that a scanner can do accurate optical character recognition? What to do, what to do? Open WordPad and copy and paste, of course. Luckily, it works. The embedded equations copy over okay, even if the formatting of the paper is somewhat destroyed. And it’ll even save just fine as an RTF.
So, I guess it wasn’t a complete disaster. Still, though, I’m pissed. What the fuck is wrong with Word to only give me these sorts of problems when I’m using Equation Editor? (It did it once last time last semester, when I was doing a lab report.) I’m warning you, program. Don’t make me get in there and rearrange your code with a magnet. Or, even worse, install Word XP.