I go to all that trouble making the most insulting stupid rant and you don’t even notice! Are you merely a putz? or are you…
A COMMIE WHO IS BAD AND SATAN BECAUSE HE WON"T ACKNOWLEDGE MY POST AS HIS FIRST PIT?
So, here’s yer third pit.
Hope you’re proud…
Hebe, honey? Lay off the mushrooms, okay?
Half of that first part is true. :D;)
Is this necessary?
Survey says:
No.
I find them hot. Blonde hair, pink nipples, they’re usually taller. Blah.
Jamaican? What’s so special about them?
Ah, it’s a 1920’s-style “Death Ray”.
1920’s style “Death Nipples”?
I do not say this in jest. I am not a clown, I don’t exist to amuse you. (nods to Joe Pesci)
I hate and despise fake pit threads. The OP may think it is the wittiest bit of prose ever written, it may well be. I don’t care. If I open a pit thread with a mod’s name on it I expect to hear a gripe against the Mod. Not a masturbatory - Hey look at me I’m so clever! - type of enterprise.
I have noted my impending curmudgeonhood in another thread. Just call me the Andy Rooney of the SDMB, but I will continue to hope I am not alone in this feeling.
1920’s style “Pink Death Nipples”.
I shall counter with 1920’s style “Jamaican Death Nipples”!
Ah, The Nipples of the Pink Death. Some of Poe’s least celebrated work.
You are not alone in this feeling.
Note to everyone, ESPECIALLY the OP: Do not write fake Pit threads. It pisses me right off.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope