Hmmm…turning sideways…
I think that this monitor makes my ass look big. What do YOU think? 
Oh no beagledave I disagree. I think that monitor makes your buns look postively perky. And that joystick placement—pure genious. Please don’t change a thing. 
I BEG your pardon???
Not to burst anyone’s bubbles, but that Upham has been proven to be wrong. It must be true, it’s on the web! (Damn, can’t find the site to cite it now!)
Right back atcha, Spoonman!
Hey, Upham, there any way you can transform yourself into a 19-year-old female waiting in my room for me?
No? Then how about you give me the answers to my psych exam?
::running away before Upham can say::
Upham I’ll have you know that I was at my desk at work when I read your OP and I need to remind you that this sort of comment is inappropriate in the workplace. You have chosen to objectify me in a sexual manner and have therefore contributed to an oppressive and hostile work environment.
You will soon be hearing Lucy down in Human Resources, bucko. And beware: she can lay down the smack pretty well for such a hot little number with a great ass.
Well… gosh.
So’re you…
Damn, you people are pathetic. Do you have nothing else to do during the day but write in a forum little cute messages?
At least try and fake a personality to form some type of interesting commentary.
Cute? I prefer “Sweet Sassy Molassy” thank you.
Um, commentary… Well, do you think that 80s fashions should make a comeback? I do not. They are not cute.
hey i wanna be cute too 
Hey, I can admit it - I’m adorable as all get-out.
Except for the uncontrollable hair, the bags under the eyes, the weakening-by-the-day chin, the gravitationally-challenged ta-tas, the stretch-marked pot-belly, the birthin’ hips, the cellulite-riddled thighs…other than all that, I’m almost perfectly cute.
Oh, and same to ye’.
** Soujourn-- ** ouch
Little touchy, eh? If these people are finding harmless amusement in comparing each other’s asses and overall cuteness, what harm is there?
Pretend a personality…ouch
Obviously, Upham was either not talking about me or is blind.
I think that everyone else here is cute though, especially sojourn26. I just love that attitude. 
Mistress Dryad, how many times do I have to tell you to stop using my description when discribing yourself!
You love are cute as a button and we all know it.
And as for you Upham, we have already discussed what would happen to you if I got my hands on you.
But you better run fast before Lucy gets ahold of you!!
Man, there’s some cute folks in here, getting cuter by the minute.
Care bears got nothin’ on us (except those nifty things on their gut that kill bad guys. Damn i wish my bellybutton could fight evil)
Kricket darling this is suposed to be a cute thread, not hard core porn
::waiting for this to appear in someone’s sig . . .
Now THAT’S cute. Quick, someone stick a finger in his belly button!
Oh, my. Why, thank you ever so much, Upham. What a sweet thing to say. I always knew you had a real ass, er, I mean class. Cute too. Oh, er…you know what I mean.
And look at all of the other cuties in here! WOW. Including BlackKnight, Prof. Dumbledore, Paddy, Mnementh, and oh, everyone!
On that happy, unexpected note, I shall retire to my boudoir, where Mr Bear awaits…
TTFN, y’all.
::head down,looking up through lashes and blushing furiously::
I, um, my friend thinks you’re cute…
::turns around and tries to walk slowly away::