My good friend Jeff and I were having breakfast today. While I was cooking waffles, he put on a song by Queens of the Stone Age:
“I’m your Jezebel, she said,
On my way to hell, she said…”
Suddenly Jeff says, “Wait – girls go to Hell too?”
Being a girl, I felt pretty confident fielding that one.
“Yes, of course they do,” I said, running briefly over my more rambunctious past activities in my mind, and feeling relieved that I’m not a Christian. “What made you think they wouldn’t?”
“It’s not that I thought they wouldn’t, I just never pictured it.”
Ha ha haaaa! I just love Jeff!