Dan The 3 to 13 Minute Man

Not much comment on this one. Just thought y’all might like to read about this study:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/health/2004324032_survey03.html

which reminds me - what ever happened to DantheMan? did we lose him when we went pay-to-post? I always liked his posts.

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which reminds me - what ever happened to DantheMan? did we lose him when we went pay-to-post? I always liked his posts.
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Eeek. I did not know of this poster.

I had a good 3 to 13 minutes this morning. Certainly makes the day start off a bit better. :wink:

See, this is why they need to sell egg timers in pairs.

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I had a good 3 to 13 minutes this morning. Certainly makes the day start off a bit better. :wink:
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The good news is that I had 20.

The bad news is that I was alone.

I would say that the findings are bullshit, but I know the doctor who did the study, and he knows what he’s doing.

Three minutes is inconceivable to me, though.

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I would say that the findings are bullshit, but I know the doctor who did the study, and he knows what he’s doing.

Three minutes is inconceivable to me, though.
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Quality, not quantity.

Didn’t they teach you that in school?

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Three minutes is inconceivable to me, though.
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Don’t worry. I’m sure with practice you can work up to three minutes.

Also, remember that time doesn’t include foreplay. A good long time might be spent on that, with the actual intercourse just being the grande finale.

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I would say that the findings are bullshit, but I know the doctor who did the study, and he knows what he’s doing.

Three minutes is inconceivable to me, though.
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[my bolding]

Obviously he knows what he’s doing if he can get the job done in three minutes.

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… is inconceivable …
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You are to be complimented on your choice of word.

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Don’t worry. I’m sure with practice you can work up to three minutes.
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Someday maybe.

Actually, sometimes it’s just pushups.

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Don’t worry. I’m sure with practice you can work up to three minutes.
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Bravo.

Og was watching. :eek:

[QUOTE=tdn]
I would say that the findings are bullshit, but I know the doctor who did the study, and he knows what he’s doing.

Three minutes is inconceivable to me, though.
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Know him? Like, biblically? :stuck_out_tongue:

Actually, I have to wonder how relevant this is? It is a survey of sex therapists, not sexually active couples. It is a questionnaire, apparently with no experimental results to back up anything. Nothing about whether a man who orgasms in 3 minutes has a less or more satisfied partner than one who takes 13.

First 3 minutes: Orgasm
Next 7 minutes: Nap
Last 3 minutes: Orgasm

I can’t think of a better morning.

:cool:

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Og was watching. :eek:
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So was Ceiling Cat.