Dancing With the Stars will make your daughters want to grow penises.

[Khristy]

@tnetennba

Only liberals hate Nancy Grace? I thought hating Nancy Grace was apolitical, something we could all agree on.

Yea, I’ve people on Fox News more than once express displeasure over that, for lack of a better word, cunt.

And this Dr. Keith Ablow, WTF is wrong with this guy? Has he lost his fucking mind? This person is really a doctor?? This idiot’s more fucking insane than Beck, O’Reilly and Palin put together. Holy shit, I can’t believe a “normal” so-called intelligent human living anywhere but in a tribe of neanderthals thinks like this guy. OMG!

[Jenaroph]

@Khristy

And this Dr. Keith Ablow, WTF is wrong with this guy? Has he lost his fucking mind? This person is really a doctor?? This idiot’s more fucking insane than Beck, O’Reilly and Palin put together. Holy shit, I can’t believe a “normal” so-called intelligent human living anywhere but in a tribe of neanderthals thinks like this guy. OMG!

Watch for him next season on Dancing With the Stars.

And good to hear conservatives hating on Nancy Grace too. Question is, why does she still have a show if everybody hates her?

[Roderick_Femm]

@Khristy

Yea, I’ve people on Fox News more than once express displeasure over that, for lack of a better word, cunt.

And this Dr. Keith Ablow, WTF is wrong with this guy? Has he lost his fucking mind? This person is really a doctor?? This idiot’s more fucking insane than Beck, O’Reilly and Palin put together. Holy shit, I can’t believe a “normal” so-called intelligent human living anywhere but in a tribe of neanderthals thinks like this guy. OMG!

Hey! Neanderthals everywhere are offended! I’m told I have Neanderthal ancestors (I think that’s where the hair on my shoulders is coming from) and I can’t stand that moronic pinhead.
Roddy

[elucidator]

Years ago, there used to be some sort of French, maybe Parisian thing, a kind of sado-masochistic dance with a guy in a horizontal stripe shirt and maybe a beret, and the chick similar, and they did some sort of dance with the guy like flinging her around, and stuff. Maybe called an “apache dance”, though I have no idea why.

Chaz Bono and Nancy Grace doing that. I’d totally watch it. Or maybe Ann Coulter doing the Dance of the 3,821 Veils. So, you’d have plenty of time to change the channel before you had to gouge your eyes out.

[Khristy]

I don’t normally watch that crap show, but it will definately be worth it if I get to see Nancy Grace fall on her ugly god damnned face!

[detop]

@elucidator

Years ago, there used to be some sort of French, maybe Parisian thing, a kind of sado-masochistic dance with a guy in a horizontal stripe shirt and maybe a beret, and the chick similar, and they did some sort of dance with the guy like flinging her around, and stuff. Maybe called an “apache dance”, though I have no idea why.

“apache” is French slang for a small-time criminal (like a mugger or a thug).http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_%28gang%29

[elucidator]

…see Nancy Grace fall on her ugly god damnned face

What’s the ugliest…part…of your body?
What’s the ugliest…part…of your body?

Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But I think its your mind…

St. Francis of Zappa, who never even met Nancy Grace!

[elucidator]

@detop

“apache” is French slang for a small-time criminal (like a mugger or a thug).http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_%28gang%29

And now I know! And yet, oddly enough, still don’t give a shit!

[Joey_P]

I read the article, specifically the last part, as a doctor that’s bitter that Chaz isn’t his client.

[Jackmannii]

@A Monkey With a Gun

Who else is going to publish something like this?

Huh, my money was on the Huffington Post.

@phouka

I want to grow penises! What do I need to start? I’ve got potting soil and those little starter pots. Can I grow them indoors during the winter? What kind of fertilizer should I get?

For the most stunning effect, you should get a bunch of these planters.

[VinylTurnip]

Ah yes, Dr. Keith Ablow. Fairly recently seen posing on the cover of a book which I presume is about alternative parenting lifestyles, with his co-author and life partner Glenn Beck.

[Yeticus_Rex]

@A Monkey With a Gun

Football, beer, and porn.

…and then after it has taken root, you graduate to Hockey, vodka and porn stars…

[Lord_Ashtar]

@VinylTurnip

…with his co-author and life partner Glenn Beck.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[Revtim]

It is a toxic and unnecessary byproduct of the tragic celebration of transgender surgery that millions of young people who do watch “Dancing with the Stars” will have to ponder this question: Maybe my problems really stem from the fact that I’m a girl inside a boy’s body (or a boy inside a girls body)

Wow, it would indeed be tragic if young people suffering from transsexualism considered it a disorder treatable by medical science, and not something you can just pray away at Jesus camp or at the Bachmann clinic.

[waterj2]

Last time Dr. Ablow decided to spew his transphobic vitriol at Chaz Bono, Fox News apparently disappeared the post. Of course, nothing on the internet ever really disappears:

Second, while Chaz Bono may now feel that her journey toward self-acceptance has ended, I am not convinced. I say this because, absent the gender politics involved, I was taught to consider Chaz Bono’s contention that she is male as a psychotic delusion—a fixed and false belief.
Psychosis is not a predictor of long-term emotional well-being or stability.
Mind you, I am not judging Ms. Bono. But there is nothing substantially different from a woman believing she is a man than there is about a woman believing she is a CIA agent being followed by the KGB (when in reality, she is, say, a salesperson at J. Crew).

This is also the guy who freaked out about a J. Crew ad featuring a mother who’s seven year old son likes pink nail polish.

Yeah, well, it may be fun and games now, Jenna, but at least put some money aside for psychotherapy for the kid — and maybe a little for others who’ll be affected by your “innocent” pleasure.

[gonzomax]

Well he is on Fox. What do you expect?

[outlierrn]

@Feyrat

If the fabulous RuPaul (who is not transgender, but who looked better in a dress than I EVER WILL) didn’t make me want to grow a penis, why would Chaz? I don’t need all that business going on down there.

Thread winner!!

@phouka

I want to grow penises! What do I need to start? I’ve got potting soil and those little starter pots. Can I grow them indoors during the winter? What kind of fertilizer should I get?

I mean, just imagine the market! Potted penises! Every single hetero woman and most of the rest of the people will want one, if only for conversation value. I really think this guy is missing out on an excellent investment opportunity.

I dunno, who wants a green penis.

[outlierrn]

Submitted for your approval

Phouka’s farm

[elucidator]

@outlierrn

…I dunno, who wants a green penis.

If the answer is “Tina Fey”, I’d totally do it. Food coloring. Radiation. Whatever.

[digs]

@A Monkey With a Gun

Football, beer, and porn.

And terra cotta for the Chia Penis.