Dang, Jennifer Tilly is hot...

[Mockingbird]

@Manduck

The only thing wrong with Jennifer Tilly, and I do mean the only thing, is that she is not at this moment sitting on my face. Other than that I see nothing to complain about.

Death by smothering.

shiver

I’d rather die as the filling in a Baldwin brothers sandwich.

[Fiver]

@Mockingbird

I’d rather die as the filling in a Baldwin brothers sandwich.

Haven’t you always wanted to sub in Adam for Stephen?

[Zebra]

@pseudotriton ruber ruber

Her voice drives me crazy.

Not in a good way.

I’m concerned that, if I were ever in a position to excite her to the point of orgasm, her voice might get so whiningly irritating that I’d have to leave the room. So perhaps I should just pass on any such opportunities that come my way.

Why do you think they make rubber ball gags?