LOWER SOUTHAMPTON, Pa. (AP) – A man accused of trying to kill a friend who gave him a “wedgie” will stand trial on an attempted murder charge, a judge ruled. Daniel Strouss, 19, was attending a Phish concert last year when Eric Kassoway sneaked up behind him and yanked up his underwear, according to testimony at a hearing Thursday. Strouss, of Richboro, held a grudge for months before shooting Kassoway on June 12, authorities said. Strouss’ attorney, Al Cepparulo, said he did not dispute the prosecution’s version of events. “This is a tragedy for the victim. All I can say is my client is going through therapy,” he said last week.
—I’m guessing Danny’s little sister used to give him some fierce Indian burns when they were kids . . .