I am well known to Dopers as the Man With No Name Who Packs A Wet Trout.
But this time, I’m innocent!
http://fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2008/062008/06032008/384554
Sounds like somebody had a crappie night.
Now the man is suing because he ended up with a Walleye.
“The fish victim’s girlfriend.”
That sounds like an unpublished Margaret Atwood manuscript.
What bass behavior!
I held off to see who would eventually post this thread. I mean come on he hit them with a trout. How could this story get passed up.
There’s been a disturbing number of dog sex cases in the news lately too. It has seemed like some places let out the loonies in the last month.
I saw this yesterday, and thought “Holy Mackerel I should post that.”
When they arrested him, I wonder if they sent him to the tank.
Milwaukee child porn incidence. The guy has the neighbor caring for his cat, while he leaves out child porn with her daughter’s heads attached to the bodies.
Attempted electrocution of his wife in a shower, by an electrician. How good of an electrician is he if he can’t manage that. You can’t claim an accidental mishap with the plasterboard cut away and wires attached to the shower.
Woman gets in a car with only a cinder block seat, and starts to drive it. Surprise it doesn’t have a brake pedal either. maybe you shouldn’t drive a stripped down car lady.
Judge bars son and mother from owning dogs after viewing the adult son’s sex video with dog.
I have no doubt of that – since we’re talking fish & private parts, I’d want to find out what Troy McClure SF has been up to lately. 
I hate it when I’m working the pump and I get salmon in my face.
Sigh. All we need now is a link to the song Wet Dream.
Boy, that guy must have been drinking like a-
Well, he must have been drinking a lot.