My dog is pregnant, and she says it was you!
Sorry, I couldnt help it, you are all over the pit. Poor bastard.
So… how ya been?
MY dog is knocked up too! And this is really bizarre because she was fixed 4 years ago… look, you total dog-knocking-up-dirt-bag… I’ve had about enough… stop fucking my dog and me when my back is turned…
Sheesh! I go away for a month and LOOK what happens!
RU-4-86?
Well, you should be, ya, sperm spewing jerk!
WOOF!!! 
Is cringingly bad humour allowed in the Pit ?
(Sample answer: No, fuck off wanky Limey bastard!)
Danielinthedoghouse
I knew there was something wrong with that boy…
Wow daniel, you got busy.