Danny Trent

Does anyone know if Danny Trent is a good driver?

Follow up question: does anyone know who Danny Trent is?

Danny Trent is the greatest damn driver I’ve ever seen.
He can drive a car, a truck, a bus, a boat, a Zamboni, and even a helicopter if you give him an hour with the manual.
He can drive a nail, drive home a point, drive a hard bargain, drive you wild or drive you crazy. He’s got a drive-in, a drive-up, a drive-through, a warp drive, a sex drive, a flash drive, a zip drive, and a hard drive.
And he makes a mean screwdriver.

Geez … gimme a brake.

Definitely. Definitely a good driver.

If we’re talking about the same Danny Trent, that guy owes me money!

He’s a Sunday Driver, never took a test.

He’s a good driver, but his short game’s for shit.