Dark Side names for the Star Wars prequels. I'm a bit dissapointed. . .

Darth Bred – A young Sith lord.
Darth Cest – his father.

Darth Sectivorous eats bugs.

Darth Resistable is the smoothest Sith of all.
Darth Terminable drones on and on and on…

The point has probably been made in this lengthy thread, but I think it’s like “A Boy Named Sue”.

“There’s only two of us, Darth Snuggles, and we’ve gotta be tough!”

Say, wasn’t Darth Maul the same guy as Sifo Diaz? That’s the implication I got.

More Sithheads:

Darth Ghastly
Darth Timidator
Darth Grimm (“It’s light-saberrin’ time!”)
Darth Bominable
Darth Bilious
Darth Splunge

We could go on forever…

Darth Quisition: Nobody expects Darth Quisition!

Darth Ternational House of Pancakes: Ok this is just getting silly now.

If you want the job done right, Darth Ept is not the Sith you’re looking for. Darth Ane, however, might do a better job if he could just shut up.

I don’t think he could be. Maul was killed in Ep. 1, but I think I distinctly remember a Sifo Diaz in Ep. 3. Please, correct me if I’m wrong. (They could have been played by the same actor, though. . .)

And you guys are leaning way too much on the Dark Side. Don’t forget about Luke’s cousin, who won the Golden Gloves on Yavin IV: Jake Haymaker.

Tripler
This link has a few leads on Sifo, but I can’t make much out.