The 2006 winners of the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been announced.
The winner is good (as such things are measured in this situation), but I have to say my favorite is one of the pun entries:
“Herr Professor Doktor Weiss’ reputation was made when he conclusively proved the fraudulency of the Mayan codex that claimed to show that that ancient people knew the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter to an exactitude unknown until modern times, in his article, “Bye, Bye, Mesoamerican Pi.””
Brilliant! 