Who said I wanted to join in your stupid game, huh? And why did you have to drag my children into it? Oh sure, the family thought it was cute and fun-- finding all those riddle/hints in our underwear drawers. Why was I the only one who that it was mighty strange that you were leaving notes in our underwear drawer?
And those stupid hints. The kids and the spouse thought you were making allusions to great literary works, but I knew-- I knew you were stealing your quotes from Daffy Duck and Scooby-Do.
And what was this great riddle you had my family searching the answer to? Huh? There was no great answer!. Noooo. You just wanted to show off your stupid new Ford Explorer. Oh, the kids were impressed-- but that freaking thing was bigger than our apartment! Only I could see the damage you were causing.
To top it all off, it took a full 5 minutes after I woke up to fully grasp that it was all a dream.
So darn you straight to heck, Fenris. Get outta my dreams and into your Ford Explorer.