I had several of those books. The guy’s about 20 years late, but he did the joke proud.
I was thinking more along the likes of riding the undertow, and he just overshot it and ended up in the Galapagos Islands.
Darwin gets the point for a human removing itself from the genepool. God would only get the point if he was eaten by a shark. 
If by some combination of genetic mutations, the priest turns out to have functioning gills, Do Darwin and God call it a draw, or will there have to be a rematch?
So do very small rocks…
Depends. If he had gills he’d still be alive under the water. Now if, in an ironic twist of fate, an octopus hugged his face and covered said gills causing him to expire, Darwin and God would have to face off in a sudden death match.
Perhaps the problem was that he tried it after his successful crucifiction stunt, and the holes in his feet let the water in?
I found two sources - how reliable are these outlets?
Not sure if these are Weekly World News type publications or not.
Maybe it just wasn’t cold enough.
Someone should point out that it’s actually Darwin:1, God:1, Morons:0-but-they-don’t-believe-it
Darwin was describing God’s work, not trying to get into a headbutting contest with Him…
There, I pointed it out. Someone had to.
There’s also the matter that “walking on water” is unrelated to the evolution debate.
I suspect that this part is absolutely true; or, at least, as true as anything is. --* if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.*
‘Course, we’d be talkin’ 'bout a whole boatload of faith. Maybe two.
That’s the most pathetic, grasping example of an attempt to rationalise a Bible story that I have ever seen. Why not just say it never happened, or that the disciples were eating magic mushrooms?
:: Don’t click on it, you know it’s a photo of her! Don’t click, don’t click, don’tclick, nonononon… I told ya’ not to click. It was a stupid, sick joke then, it’s a stupid, sick joke now. (starts humming to self) Maria, I just met a girl named Maria…::
But supposedly, being a priest, he already removed himself from the gene pool.
Interesting how the Catholic Church, itself, gives Darwin another point, every time someone is ordained.
Tonight, tonight…
Sadly, that man is not going to feel pretty, witty, or bright.
He didn’t take his gilleyweed prior to.
<shakes head> They never learn.
<whistles “There’s a Place for Us”>