Dear my fellow Americans, why do you hate Canada so much? Fucken eh
I have a bit of a fascination with Canada. Well I started out this new years by getting dumped. So last week I thought “I know. I’ll try a dating site and try dating again!”. I’m free again dontcha know.
I’ll try messaging and sometimes they’ll message back, and a conversation starts, but they always peter out if I do one thing. With creeping horror I’ve noticed a trend. Women always stop responding if you say one nice thing about Canada. It’s turned into a game almost. Drop something about Canada into conversation and see if it scares em off. You know how aggressive Canadian culture is. You don’t know what wild things I could be into. I might put cheese curds and gravy on my fries, or speaking an archaic form of french. You don’t want that seedy life style.
I think I’d better luck messaging black women and inviting them to KKK meetings.
So I’m left wondering if there’s some major facet of Americana I’m missing out on. Maybe I’m supposed to pee on a maple tree every morning and spit northward five times a day. I don’t know.
I do know now to only share my Canada shame with only close friends, and Canadians. It prolly scares em off cause they think I might move.
That and dating sites suck. You only meet the kind of people who post on dating sites, such as my Ex. Enough said.
Understandable but my location is set to a Michigan city. I think I’m just burnt out and need to worry about something else for awhile, but my brain is all reboundie which prolly has more to do with it then Canada.
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What do you mean? I have pics in my profile if that’s what you mean.
All seriousness aside, maybe it does suggest a certain lack of capitalist zeal. A man whose role is to bring home the bacon doesn’t want to give the impression that it’s small, round, and tastes like ham.
How exactly does Canada keep coming up so early in your relationships? I think I’ve gone through entire first dates without ever mentioning Canada, or even thinking about it.
When they chat about going out together on a first date, he tells her that he would like to carry her across the border in the north woods to a remote cabin in Canada, where he will ravish her for days on end, and only leave her in the coming years to go hunt moose for dinner to feed their many babies.
Shit, Canadians go through entire first dates without mentioning Canada, or even thinking about it. Maybe there’s more to this story than meets the eye. In what context exactly does Canada come up during casual conversation within the first few meetings?
I want to steal that and put it in my profile under “first date”.
To answer the rest of your questions Canada doesn’t pop up in all of them. I really like to talk about my road trip through Canada. It really left an impression on me. Plus I’m a history geek and Canada is similar to the US but different in some interesting ways.
Yeah, its so primitive, they don’t even have doctors. They have this thing they call “Universal Health Care” and I guess that means if you get sick, you pray to the Universe and hope that it heals you!
