Earth shattering news: Some evil pundits are hinting that Mr. Beckham might be “enhancing” his endowment. Check out these two different photos to see for yourself.
Throw that man out of my bed, immediately!
Well, in the non-Armani photo, he’s out on a boat, presumably having gone for a swim, and there was shrinkage.
But of course, no model/fashion type photo is ever unretouched, so yeah…
I reckon the question for those who care (I’m not one of them) is if he’s a shower or a grower.
Clearly, the only way to refute this heinous accusation is for Mr. Beckham to release nude photos of himself, post haste. This slight must not be tolerated!
Toss him over here. I’ll complete the research and report back.
The organ in question has a well-known purely biological capability of changing size withouth the need for artificial padding.
Actually, there is a nude picture of him floating out on the interwebs. If that is to believed then the smaller pic was the one that was photoshopped.
Google it your damnselves. I’m not even going to try to find a link.
Aw, Jeez, where’s a fella supposed to keep his garage door opener?
Seriously, though, underwear ads use fluffers, same as porn films do. That is, an off-camera artist who makes sure a fella looks his best on camera.
Exactly. That more people don’t get this is one of the great mysteries of life. Obviously arousal – which is not a binary, all-or-nothing quality – is a factor, but so are temperature, anxiety, and the mysterious X factors. (Haven’t most guys wondered what the hell is going on down there sometimes?)
That said, one view is full frontal while the other is three-quarters, the better to capture the forward thrust of the feature in question.
I will volunteer myself to do the needed field research to settle this question. Now I just need someone to distract Victoria while I…research.
I was recently involved in a discussion about this very topic, and a friend of mine made a very helpful chart.
Link has NSFW language -> http://i31.tinypic.com/30nekvr.jpg
