I apologize for the flagrant misuse of this forum to reach you, but the e-mail address you have listed seems to be having problems. Eutychus asked me to email you about taking over some duties for “Teemings”… will you get in touch with me and then delete this message, please?
Do you have a pentagram set up?
Greetings, DavidB! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and Ko-Dan Armada…
But jmullaney, it was just a video game!!!
I have news for you, Cantauri. David B has decided he does not want to be a Starfighter.
DavidB:
Since you’re taking requests, I’m really in the mood for a pizza.
Yeah! With pepperoni and extra cheese!
It’d be a pity to have this pushed to MPSIMS.
I debate that DavidB cannot be summoned since he does not in fact exist!
Oh yeah? Well, I argue that you don’t exist! So there!
My solipism can beat up your solipism!
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How about a stuffed crust with extra cheese, onions and chicken?
Onions?! Bleah!!
Onions are <cringe> vegetables.
To properly summon him you have to chant “evolution is only a theory”.
WHO DARES SUMMON ME?!
Umm, who wanted these 2cc’s of mouse blood?
That’ll be for me - I ordered a large stuffed crust with pepperoni, mushrooms and mouse blood.
Well, it is the same color as pizza sauce…
strikes dramatic pose, and gestures with Harry Potter™ brand magic wand
I - I, Chef-istopheles - I summon thee! For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great.
Chef Troy wrote:
… and I’ve got lots of hit points and I’m really high level and I made my saving throw!
Mmmm…stuffed crust, chicken…onions…pass the parmesan, please!