DavidB, I summon thee

PeeQueue, it’s “Hoggoth”, not “Haggoth”. And make sure that your cause is just, for “Hoggoth, in his infinite wisdom, aids not the wicked”.

Great, mbh. Way to actually turn this into a GD thread. For SHAME!

Say, DavidB, how does that whole moderator thing work? I picture you guys with your talons perched on ‘f’ and ‘j’ staring intently at the scrolling screen 24 hrs a day, ready to pounce should some dumbass poke his ignorance spewing head out of the mole-hole. Is it anything like that, or do you just say, “Hey Guadere, while you’re getting me a beer will you look and see if there are any smart ass upstarts on the message board looking to get razzed by me?”

Oh crap. Sorry Gaudere, I was joking with the “get me a beer thing”. The misspelling was unexcusable though. I will stand and wait for the big wooden mallet to fall.

Quick everyone! Let’s get as many mundane pointless posts in GD as we can, before they shut this puppy down. Can we get it up to two pages? Three? Four? Let’s slow the board down even further.

Whoops, mixed metaphors. But I trust none of us here in the GD forum are metaphor bigots are we? Wouldn’t the world be a better, more diverse place because of their union? Can’t the image of a brave and just bald eagle get along with that of a Whack-A-Mole™ table?

LokitheDog said:

Yup, that pretty well sums it up.

LokiTheDog wrote:

I use a Dvorak keyboard layout.

If I ever became a moderator, I’d have to keep my talons perched on “u” and “h”.

Oh no.

I have brought mundane pointlessness to Great Debates.

I feel like the monkey in “Outbreak.” History will revile me.

(Of course, DavidB must accept his share of the blame for not closing the thread once he contacted me.)

Chef Troy wrote:

Hey! We already did the monkey jokes in this thread.