I’ve smoked 4 cigarettes while reading this thread!
Am I:
a) a slow reader?
b) a chain smoker?
or is this thread just really…really…long?
I have nothing to add. I’m just interrupting for the hell of it. Flame me, I’m feeling left out.
Neil, Neil, orange peel!
Okay, David, I apologize. Thank you for responding to my posts in a civilized manner instead of calling me a fucking moron or retard. I see your point, and I concede you were in the right to say the things you said. I hope you didn’t take offense to any of the things I said.
And once again for those who didn’t listen the first time (I apologize for the caps now) I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH NEWTON’S APPLE, HE AND I ARE IN NO WAY CONNECTED. I HAVE AGREED NEARLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH THAT HE WAS CHILDISH IN HIS ACTIONS.
Now if you still don’t believe me I direct you (at my boyfriend’s suggestion) to my webpage. www.plu.edu/~millhodr
not that I want everyone to go mulling around in my personal life but if it will dissuade your notions that I have anything to do with NA then it is worth it. By the way, you will note that PLU is in Washington state, not Northern California.
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman
I didn’t do anything. Honest!
What is it that attracts infantile numb wits to the board? I got a hot highlight for you guys. Someone left ** A Five Page Pile of Troll Food ** out in the basement, again!
If you continue to feed all these stray trolls that wander by, well, you are just going to have to learn to take proper care of your pets. Flamus Moronicus is not an endangered species my friends. Let evolution proceed at its own pace. Come, let us chant together.
I will not feed the trolls.
I will not feed the trolls.
I will not feed the trolls.
I will not feed the trolls.
Like any addiction, the first three days are the worst. Withdrawal is very trying, and the temptation is great. Control your impulses, it will make your life better, in the long run.
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
– Alexander Jablokov
OK, Dew, here’s your flame: you are a chain smoker AND a slow reader! I only had to smoke THREE cigarettes to read this thread (of course I had to take thirty aspirin). In addition, I think that you are really a sock puppet for another poster. I will reveal who - and all my evidence, that would hold up in a court of law, later. I’m kinda busy right now perfecting a secret government project on teleportation.
Sorry, Veb, I’m all out of aspirin. But, I do have a half keg of Guinness left over from the Mipsman vs Tom washout.
I don’t really have much to add to the actual theme of this thread. I like DavidB, and I could care less who the others are as long as they either shut up or start to act like human beings. The only identity I WOULD like revealed is that of Sock Puppet - s/he’s funny.
I just waded through this entire thread in one sitting. I don’t know if Dannyboy or SINSApple are really Newt, and at this point, I am beyond caring. All I wanted to say was this. I tried really hard to like NewtonsApple. Why? I don’t know, he just didn’t seem like a troll or an idiot to me, just someone who required a little patience. He took me and Satan to task for not informing him of some pertinent facts about my sex life. And I forgave him. He attempted to exercise proprietory rights over a thread he started. And I forgave him. He showed little or no mastery of English grammar. And I forgave him. He kept bringing old threads back to the top in MPSIMS, just to see how we’d react. And I fucking forgave him. Well, look where it got all of us. If I had had a third of the perception Satan had, well, it wouldn’t have made a bit of difference, but at least I would have known. You don’t know how much I’m kicking myself right now. Somebody flame me. I deserve it.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Garsh! Thanks Minx. I feel so…violated, yet accepted at the same time.
As for your “accusation”–you’re right. I am a sock puppet :ripping off the rubber mask: Haha-I’m Mark Serlin!
Back off, Diane, I’m kidding. 
Neil, Neil, orange peel!
Ye Gads! By the sweet sainted mother of Rasputin, a man could get tenure just readin’ this whole mess.
I started out with somethin’ to say back about page 3, and I just wanted to add . . .
Aw, shit on Montgomery’s grave – forget it – I’m just gonna watch this one out.
Sorry fer the interuption.
Dr. Watson
“Truth is not a diet
But a condiment.”
– Christopher Morley
Perhaps even both.
I just want to “vouch” for SINSApple. She’s (I am pretty sure she’s a she) is not related to our resident loon Newt. She’s been participating in an articulate manner on this board for a while. Seeing as she is actually articulate, there is no way she could be another persona for Newt - who cannot feign clarity, under any circumstances.
Ya know what, I think NewtonsApple is David B and this is a big hoax to get attention. Shame on you David. Who wooda thunkit?
No prob. Contrary to the opinions of a few, I’m not really an ascerbic asshole. (Hey, you, in the back, stop snickering! Don’t make me come back there!) I’m actually as gentle as a kitten.
Incidentally, if anybody was still harboring thoughts that Dannyboy is a real person, check out http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000606.html to see his fairy tale.
Just read that link, David. What a lunatic asylum this place is turning into. As Monty correctly states, DD214 does not list “KILLS.”
My guess is a group of freshmen from Central High are having some fun.
We (i)can’t* lose John Corrado! (Sorry – different time zone.)
This is just sad. Each incarnation has a shorter half-life, and, unfortunately, a much briefer comedy-life.
I’m getting a bit past the first spark of interest here. Hmm, I feel the need to stir up something really ugly …
[poorly thought-out prank] Hey gang, guess what? I’m really Jedi667! [/poorly thought-out prank)
Oh, crap. Make that: We can’t lose John Corrado!
Dang, you go to sleep for a few hours and look what happens.
I swear at some point I played a role in this thread. But, as a bonus, it looks like Dannyboy is finally starting to burn out.
The post below mine will most likely be occupied by LauraLee.
I have nothing to add. I just wanted to see how many times I’ve posted and when I joined.
Cool!
<font size=5>O.K., that’s it. I’m sick of missing the show!</font>
Everytime I leave, insane shit occurs on this board. I leave for a month, last December, y’all put on the “Sock Puppet Theatre starring Phaedus and Friends”. Now, I’m gone for less than 24 hours, 24 HOURS y’all are concluding the "Newton versus the World". And let’s not forget all the benign insanity that I missed. “Racist Today”. “The Great LBMB Flood.”
Am I the only one who never, ever has a clue what the hell is going on. Sometime I can’t tell if this is real. The past few weeks seem to have bordered on self-parody. Do I need a scorecard to keep track of who’s who, and who’s insane.
For now on, when the seriously fucked up sketch comedy begins, I want someone to email me.
That is all. Thank you.
Ever been scratched by one of dem monsters??
Seriously. You guys are much better at dealing with MPD than one of those ‘fundie’ boards. We actually believe people are who they say they are (call us stooopid) and then we get upset when they start acting like assholes. (note to self, warsh out yer mouth). Maybe we can hire a couple of the more capable SPH’s (Sock Puppet Hunters, no offense to Mr. Sock Puppet, who I think is posting under disguise) to come over and rouse up some game, and solve some problems.
Peace.
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13