Okay, race fans, it’s time to kick off a new season of exciting NASCAR action! The Great American Race kicks off Sunday, and I wanna know your predictions and thoughts on this years running of the Daytona 500.
It seems the smart money is on Driver 8, Earnhardt Jr. Will this be his year, or will the demons of the 500 that haunted his father return to visit the son? I’ll be rooting for Little E, but I don’t think its his year.
If Rusty Wallace wins, race patrons of legal drinking age will receive coupons good for a free six-pack of Miller Lite. Will Rusty come through for Joe SixPack, and will Joe SixPack actually drink that sh*tty beer, even if it is free? My prediction: No on both counts.
I’m setting the over/under for the lap at which Todd Bodine causes a multi-car wreck at Lap 59. Any takers?
Which of the following will be slugged by Tony Stewart after his car retires due to engine failure:
A) His crew chief
B) Little Old Lady
C) Joe Gibbs
D) Kid in wheelchair
E) Overbearing journalist
F) Mike Helton
G) All of the above
Which driver will be the first of many to give the middle finger to Kurt Busch. My prediction: Earnhardt, Jr., following his old man’s example.
AND THE WINNER WILL BE <insert drumroll here>: Ricky Rudd, coming through with the Upset Special in the tradition of such legendary Daytona winners as Derricke Cope.
NUMBER OF CAUTIONS: Six