The De La Soul album “3 feet high and rising” features skits inbetween songs, in the form of a game show.
they ask 4 questions, which are:
How many feathers on a pordu chicken?
How many times did the batmobile catch a flat?
How many fibres are entertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit?
What does ‘tush-et-le-le-pu’ mean?
Anybody got answers?
cheers paulberserk
IIRC, the “answers” are included in the album. I know most of the album by heart, but tend to tune out the gameshow parts.
If the actual right answers (as defined by De La Soul) aren’t acutally on there, how would any of us know the answers to those nonsense questions?
Is there a General Question here?
I wish my cousin ned was here, he knows these things
if the answers are on there, where are they?
the inlay card on my CD doesnt say anything, bearing in mind its the UK version, if this has any bearing on the matter.
3, 'cause it’s the magic number.
Don’t know the answer to the fourth question. Truguy and Posdnuos got their names by spelling something backwards.
No, I’m sorry, I don’t. I believe that a) they’re silly questions with no real answers, and b) its Perdue chicken, which are (at least in the stores) featherless. “Touche et le le pew” doesn’t mean anything in French.
Sorry guys but the answers are simple.
None, None, Nothing, Never. Think about it. 
How many feathers on a pordu chicken?
How many fibres are entertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit?
What does ‘tush-et-le-le-pu’ mean?
How many times did the batmobile catch a flat?
Do zombies have a soul?