Dead monkey porn

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@flamingbananas

3 of my brother’s friends have asked me to have sex with them in about 4 days. They all asked more then once. They were dead serious. They are all hot. I said no. :eek:

Am I the only one reminded of The Three Musketeers?

[FriarTed]

@flamingbananas

Do they even let 14 year olds into “sex shops”? Oh wait. I could use the internet! Never mind going out and putting on CLOTHING, when I could just order something off a site! Yay for the internet!

This is the most beautiful post I’ve read today. wipes tears from my eyes Yay for the internet, indeed!

I’m so doing Purgatory-time for this!

[Zebra]

Dead Monkeys are not sexy.

Now dead kangaroos on the other hand…

[TheOnlySaneOne]

@flamingbananas

Do they even let 14 year olds into “sex shops”? Oh wait. I could use the internet! Never mind going out and putting on CLOTHING, when I could just order something off a site! Yay for the internet!

Unlike the rest of these old fogeys, I feel no shame in reading that. Yay for being sixteen.

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

@NoClueBoy

How wierd can you get?

I once thought of setting up a website called www.underagedonkeybondage.com just to see what sort of pervs it would attact. Never got around to it though.

[Casey1505]

Everyone’s on the Honor System. Who clicked on Tapioca Dextrin’s link?

I’ll be the first to admit it. At work, no less. I’m so ashamed.

[kimera]

@Casey1505

Everyone’s on the Honor System. Who clicked on Tapioca Dextrin’s link?

I’ll be the first to admit it. At work, no less. I’m so ashamed.

I clicked on it and was actually disappointed there was nothing there.

If anyone buys it, I will draw some pictures for it.

[flamingbananas]

@FriarTed

This is the most beautiful post I’ve read today. wipes tears from my eyes Yay for the internet, indeed!

I’m so doing Purgatory-time for this!