For years I have bored my friends with talk about an idea which I am certain would be worth billions if it could be pulled off. They all think I’m totally insane. So, I am here to lay my proposal before SD, so that the scientific, legal, and ethical feasibility can be judged. Just please remember:
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
My idea is this: monkubines.
Sex is the primary drive of all the higher primates, including humans. Unless you are an oil billionaire, keeping a harem just isn’t feasible. What to do? Like a king of old, you too can keep a harem of beauties! MONKUBINES!
Take one of the higher apes, like a bonobo, and subject it to cosmetic surgery until it resembles a three-foot human supermodel. File down the teeth, straighten and stretch the legs, fuse the spine to make it walk erect. Depilate the skin, bleach it to whatever colour is desired. Bonobos are almost constantly horny, and would not object at all to being a sex object. You could keep a whole harem in your garage for the cost of a bunch of bananas.
Would you have any moral objection to having your own personal Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, George Clooney, or Summer Glau at your sexual beck and call? Is it possible with modern medical science? And would it be legal?