Ha! Made you look!
Dammit I’m immature for a 30 year old!
I’ve got this vegetarian monkey, and he just can’t seem to get a date.
I’ve tried setting him up on blind dates with vegetarians, and with monkeys, but I haven’t been able to find any other vegetarian monkeys willing to go out with him.
Unfortunately, his sex is not red hot. Lukewarm would be generous. He is a very sad monkey.
Poor monkey.
if your monkey is bad do you spank him?