That would depend a whole hellavalot on the male human, and I guess to some degree on the female monkey.
I guess I’d go for Leonardo DiCaprio before I’d go for most monkeys.
I’d probably pick the monkey over Arnold Schwarzeneggar, though, with a view to personal safety.
Now, if we’re talking about Fred Phelps, that’s a real conundrum. The monkey’s bound to be more appealing, but if I had an opportunity to bugger Mr Phelps, I’d hire someone to document it and just hope that there was sufficient MDMA on the planet to make it happen.
This is the most inane thread I’ve replied to in recent memory, BTW. I thought the Excessive Use of Toilet Paper was a bit iffy to participate in, but this one is in a class of its own.
As the question is phrased, it’s too vague. It’s like the old “Who would win in a fight-- a dog or a monkey?” Both categories are too broad to make any kind of definite comparison between them.