I wanna do a poll. The results will be most interesting (to me) if answered by the kind of straight people who think of themselves as 100% straight. So this would exclude those straight people who are up for anything when intoxicated and ready/willing to experiment under the right circumstances.
Question: would you rather have sex with a very unattractive and dull/annoying person of the opposite sex or a very attractive and cool/interetsing person of your own sex. Assume the other person is completely willing and turned on by you.
[For the nitpickers: By “have sex” I mean engaging in various sexual activites like oral, along with penetration (with toys and/or body parts) AND making out before, during and/or after.]
Is this arse about face? Because usually this sort of poll is “Would you rather fuck the interesting/funny fugly person, or the dimwitted, annoying hottie”
If someone is both unattractive AND annoying, what possible reason could there be to fuck them?
I have to fight the hypothetical here, because saying you “have” to choose one just doesn’t make sense. If the girl is ugly annoying and unpleasant enough that I’m unwilling to have sex with her, and the guy is a guy, you’re pretty much down to rape.
Okay… imagine a very unrealistic scenario where you have to have sex in the next hour or you’ll die. The only two people available and willing are those described in the poll question. Other options don’t exist. Which option do you find less unpleasant?
in the spirit of the “Boink or Die” scenario, I would prefer to have sex with the ugly annoying dude. Provided, of course, that after I do the nasty with him I can leave and not have to spend any quality time with him again after that.
Boy. You folks really know how to kung fu the hypothetical.
If I have to choose between a gross guy or a hot girl, I would go with the hot girl, even though I consider myself straight. I can only imagine what kind of sadistic hypothetical fight the hot girl lost in order to have to end up with me.
The question does not compute. It isn’t possible for a guy to be attractive in the sense you use. Sure, I can understand that women think Brad Pitt is more attractive than, well, me for example, but that doesn’t mean that Brad is sexually attractive to everyone. You might as well be asking if I would rather screw the winner of the Westminster Dog show. She might be the best looking bitch around but still not on my radar for sex.
So, unless there are open sores and pustules I’m going with the girl.
I have to make out, too? In that case, I’m going to have to go with the cute and fun girl. I’m not narrow-minded, just pretty heavily on the straight end of the Kinsey scale, so a gal isn’t someone I’d look at for sex. In this instance, I’m assuming there’s no way you can make annoying dude STFU, and I really don’t want to reward annoyingness.
I think the OP does not understand what “straight” means. As a straight man, I do not find men sexually attractive in any way. There’s no freakin loopholes. You mind as well add “fucked up the ass by a gorilla” as one of the options.
