Roommates gone for the Weekend: Invite fat chick or teen?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My roommates are gone for the weekend which means I can have over girls on whom they would normally frown.
Should I bring over my fat fuckbuddy or try to wrangle a bi teen?

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Why not both?

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Well I also have to make time for another girl I’m dating. I’ll try to see both of these two but I’m still trying to successfully wrangle the teen (she’s from OkCupid)

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Man, I miss college.

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I’m a 28 year old grad student bro.

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Cool story bro

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Wait, how old are you and how old is the teen? After MitzeKatze’s thread, I’m feeling judgmental of people trying to have sex with teens.

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u mad?

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You are a man among men, Champion. I had a similar dilemma, only it was a fat chick and a pregnant chick. I got both. So can you!

Edit: Also, yes. MissMossie raises a good point. I just assumed 18 when I read the OP.

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Hit that jailbait, brah!
:rolleyes:

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I’m 28, she’s 18 (you can’t be on OkCupid if under 18, unless lying obviously. I would check this out before sex.)

I was just thinking the other day that I should try to hook up with some 18 year olds before I get too old and OKC was the only avenue I could think of to meet them. I am aware this is somewhat creepy, but I’m a good dude and not a creepy guy by nature–just sexually experimental.

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Nice. Yeah the fat chick is a lock, the teen is more of a hail mary. Also I need to squeeze in a friend of mine sometime this weekend (probably tonight.)

I don’t think I could handle a pregnant chick…that’s just inherently pretty damn sleazy.

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I guess I’m the man among men. :rolleyes: She felt ugly because she wasn’t able to find anyone she found attractive to do anything with her (on account of her being pregnant). I didn’t actually have penetrative intercourse with her. But it’s a story for the grandkids!

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Oh well I’d absolutely catch a hummer from a pregnant girl. I’m not sure if I’d have sex with one though; I’m sure I would under the right circumstances.

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OKCupid men are known for their discriminating tastes!

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You’re some sort of novice monk?

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I have very discriminating tastes regarding whom I date. Not all that discriminating when it comes to sex–at least physically. I still have to click with the girl but I don’t really care all that much what she looks like.

Also, hot girls on OKC are pretty much overwhelmed by messages. I pick up hot girls IRL and leave OKC for the less conventionally attractive.

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Nah, my comma key is broken and I sometimes don’t feel like finding one to copy and paste.

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First, this thread was my favorite, then this one was. Well, THIS thread is my new favorite. For now!

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I find the same thing is true on the social networking sites that I use. I wouldn’t say I go for the less conventionally attractive but I think it’s fair to say that they aren’t as attractive as the girls I’ve met IRL.