The wife has left for trip to Dallas for about a week to visit her sister. I still had my two daughters with me though. On Sunday morning for the first time I put out all the eggs, only I had to do a better job than my wife. I had eggs placed on top of the ceiling fan, on top of the vertically hinged bathroom mirrors that I left partially closed and on top of a door slightly ajar. Later, after some work on my newly acquired 15 foot motor boat, I took the daughters out for a run on the nearby lake. The weather was gorgeous, sunny and 70[sup]0[/sup]F. Lots of people on the beach. I’m a family guy, I love my wife and kids, and I’m all for family values though God only knows what exactly that means.
Well, after I pulled up the boat and trailor out of the water, and back up to the parking lot near the road down to the beach, strapping down the boat, three loud laughing girlswalked by. They were all very well developed, scantily clad with breasts spilling out in all directions with an urgency to burst free. As they walked away, their sharp V bikini bottoms displayed just the right jiggle. I carefully made sure to look out of the corner of my eye so as not to alarm my daughters. As we drove away and by the girls again, I made sure I got another good look.
Damn, these girls are stuck in my mind, but I don’t think I ever looked at their faces. They remind me that I’m old and that there are pleasures in life that I will never again enjoy. And thats not to say that I would actually desire to touch and have sex with these girls, because I’m well aware of the prevalent attitude that young women have for horny old men, but I sure miss being young and having someone to writhe about with in energetic youthful vigour. Furthermore, this is no reflection on my sex life with my wife which is nobody else’s business.
Thanks a lot Lola. I will now have a permanently fixed visual impression of you that will continue to titillate and torture me whenever I come across your name.
I was about to post “You sick fuck!” Thank goodness I kept reading.
As it ends up, you’re just a normal, garden variety, dirty old man. BFD. Welcome to the club. Membership badges are on the right, hand cream and moist towelettes are on the left. Memberships fees are due on the 30th of every month. Trench coats optional.
Really you’re pitting the aging process, and it certainly deserves it. Some day we might nail that bastard.
Attractive young ladies in bikinis are like sunsets - you’re supposed to enjoy the sight, because the world would be diminished if you didn’t. Revel in your horny self!
You have heard that it was said, `YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY;
but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
-Matthew 5:27-28
You’re every bit as evil as Jimmy Carter, grienspace
