thanks, friend. This is my very first thread in this place. And I swear this is all true btw.
Whatever happens, do make sure you tell us all about it on Monday, ok? (ok)
Eh. The fat girl is definitely fatter than I’d be comfortable bringing around friends. That said, she gives the best oral I’ve ever had and is super fun in the sack. Also cute about the face. I find myself thinking about her more than some of the hotter girls I’m dating.
Yup. Of all the ways to introduce oneself to a message board, bragging about one’s sexual exploits and/or prowess is certainly one of them. Not one that ever turns out well for the newcomer, but still, it is a method.
Oh I will. I’m enjoying this chat site (even though I don’t care for the overblown threading system–I don’t need smileys or nearly this much color and boxes going on.)
How would you suggest I go about it introducing myself? I intend to remain as anonymous as possible while discussing my sexual exploits.
And so far this thread has been pretty entertaining.
How cute. :rolleyes: I’ve never finished from oral alone. All the girls’ relative talents are more or less comparable. The only difference is how enthusiastically they go about it. I would say more, but I’d rather not take this thread to dark places.
Be glad there aren’t avatars, you might be overwhelmed.
I’d suggest NOT talking about your sexual exploits at all, and avoiding phrases like “fat chicks”. But that’s just how I roll.
This girl can take the whole thing, which I’ve never experienced elsewhere. And quite enthusiastic. Ask again if you want moar dark place details.
And if there were animated .gif avatars here I would not be posting. The best forums are clean, fast loading, and have good sub-threading systems (this quoting bullshit is seriously flawed.)
Describe your reasoning. Am I going to get banned for talking about slaying fat chicks on a message board called THE STRAIGHT DOPE?
You role how you wanna role, bro.
I would divulge details of my own, but I seriously don’t want to poison the waters here. 
You mean like Livejournal?
Sooo if the chubby chick rocks your world, who gives a shit what your friends think. Especially if she is otherwise a good and reasonably intelligent person. You may be discounting a wonderful possible relationship over a few pounds of padding.
*roll
And no, but soon there will be angry people in this thread, I suspect.
He’s already made it clear that he doesn’t want a relationship, I think.
Gather round, children! It’s time for blow and tell…
News flash - you already are.
Oh I strongly suspect you will be banned, but that won’t be the reason.
However, within the rules of this particular forum, I think I can state that your conduct as a poster is somewhat less polite than is typical.
I’m pretty sure there will be a pit thread in your honor sometime this weekend, and if so, other opinions may be expressed therein.
Well, there are a few things to consider:
one is the rational point that, although it sucks, people will look at me negatively if I’m dating a much larger chick.
second, I’ll feel subjectively uncomfortable with being stared at in public. Rational or not I have to consider this.
Third, knowing that I could never really date her, I think it’s better to keep things relatively discreet and allow both of us to date other people (so that she’s actively looking for someone more right for her.)
Fourth, I have a girlfriend and thus won’t be entering into any other relationships that go much beyond friends with benefits. (it’s an open relationship btw.)
Thank you boys, I was just making a list of things never to do should I find myself single again.
You two made the top five!
But as for a practical answer to your quandry, maybe poll them?
“Okay, I’ve got 2 free hours this weekend and I can spend them with a fat chick I’ll totally get to nail or a teenager that I might get to finger. Which do you think is the best bet?”
“Umm, probably the fat chick.”
“Awesome. You free for about two hours this weekend?”
“
”
I lol’d.
I’m perfectly ok with their being angry people ITT. If the thread gets deleted or something, then I’m definitely not sticking around on this blog.
EDIT: also, I know the difference between role and roll, friend.
Why do you think I’ll be banned? I’m not going to attack anyone (at least not unless it’s in self defense.) I skimmed the rules and I don’t think I’m breaking any of them.
I look forward to this pit thread–whatever it is. I’m just here to have fun, friend.