You wound me. 
HA! Don’t ever change you crazy diamond.
The advantages of the teen are two fold: one, she’s bi so this could lead to a threesome with hot teen FMF action, and two, variety is the spice of life.
If you’d like, I can try to hook you up with one of Drinker’s sloppy seconds who can play nurse.
Heck, I’d even be willing to throw in a rectal thermometer at no extra cost! That’s right, who loves ya.
Well yeah, if the people looking are 15.
I’m doing well enough on my own, but thanks for the offer! So many kind and generous people on the Dope. :rolleyes:
Does it come with a prostate exam? 
I hear men should get those regularly.
Pam, I weigh in at about 150. This girl’s probably over 200. We’d be an odd looking couple. I am sure the folks you run with are all incredibly enlightened, but most of the world would look at this as curious at best.
But apparently not the difference between a board and blog…
I’ve been with a heavier girl and yes, I was derided by my friends for it. We don’t all have the option to find friends who are as open-minded and understanding as I’m sure yours are.
Edit:
Great minds think alike!
Didn’t know that humor was unwelcome on this chat server.
You win, I’m squicked out. :smack:
…And yours do too!
Victory!
Kudos to you, but man, anyone else get squicked out that he keeps saying ‘teen sex’? I do NOT think of 18 year olds when you say that, more like 14. Gross, gross, gross. I think you get off on the thought of having sex with a ‘teen’.
He showed he was actually quite opposed to the idea of barely-pubescent sex in Mitze’s thread. Maybe it’s because I’m only 20, or maybe it’s because I’m used to porn marketing (maybe it’s both), but when I read “teen” I thought 18.
I get squicked right the fuck out that you are thinking of 14 year old pedo sex.
The only time I had sex with a fourteen year old was back when it was perfectly legal and acceptable for me to do so.
I’ll bet her father wouldn’t have found it acceptable. 
But I’d vote the teen. Or both. Or a midget.
It was awkward when her dog dragged a used condom out of the trash…
You started it!
You mean back when you were 23?
I’M KIDDING! Don’t hurt me.
Actually, I believe it does come with a prostate exam; but, while the thermometer is free, the exam’ll cost ya big-time.