Indeed.
What’s worse is that the further away from 18 I get, the more that 14 and 18 start to look similar. Blech.
The good news is, I realize this is mostly a me thing and I don’t think Drinker is a pedo.
Thank you. I am not pedo.
Maybe I shouldn’t be using Myspace to find chicks after all!
Then again, the results of that “Do you groom your pubic hair” poll…
All right, bro, here’s what you do. Get the bitches drunk, 'cause they really appreciate that kind of shit. Especially the 18 year old. She’ll be all, “Ur so cool cos you can buy liquor!” which will totally make her want to put your wang near her mouth. Then she’ll be all, “Hay, you want me to bring over some other teenage hot chix?” then you could, like, bang all of them. So then when you bang the fat chick, make sure you make it clear that you’ve noticed she’s fat. This will ruin her self esteem, and she’ll think you’re the only one who wants to fuck her, which means she’ll be really eager to fuck you.
Make sure you’re a prick to all the bitches, though, cos that totally makes them want your junk. Write this shit down, bro.
I don’t think I’m going to get the 18 year old drunk, as this is illegal and I’m a budding young professional who could get pwned by such a charge.
As for negging the fat chick, I assure you this is unnecessary. You can’t not notice that she’s fat.
I’m thinking this won’t be a problem.
Trip to Southeast Asia last summer?
wtf man I’m not a prick. I’m a genuinely nice guy, if a bit coarse.
Nah. Was fifteen at the time.
I know the comment was directed at Champion and not at me, but I’m a pretty cool guy, I’m nice to the girls and doesn’t afraid of anything. I want casual sex and so do they, I don’t see the problem.
Even if your friends don’t find out the shame of putting your wang in a fat girl will forever after stain your soul and fill you with shame and regret till the end of your days.
Impressive, but you shouldn’t be traveling abroad by yourself so young.
This is something that a boring virgin would say.