Dear: Ancient Whore with the quaffed white hair and blood red lips
Thanks for almost causing a multiple car pile up while you drove your horseless carriage up the wrong double lane road that paralleled the one going in your direction. To make things better it was at the crest of a hill at a busy intersection. Just as the cross traffic got the green and started to do their left turns down the road you show up ten feet from the intersection. The car ahead of me missed you. I missed you by about 5 feet. The other cars in the intersection realize something is wrong and are slowing down. I and the driver before me are past you in the other lane now, after almost having a head on collision. The lady is almost to the intersection where she stops at the stop lights. The cars in the intersection are all stopped waiting for the painted old trollop’s next move. She makes a right clearing the intersection. She didn’t kill anybody, but I’m not sure she would notice if she did. Dear old shriveled hag please stay at the brothel or take the shuttle bus.
Sincerely: Harmonious Discord and the other people you attempted to kill
A friend of mine, Danny, was waiting at a stop light; he was going straight ahead. An [del]coffin-stuffer[/del] old dear moved into the intersection, going from right to left, i.e. perpendicular to Danny. She then maneuvered so as to make a left-hand turn - executed properly, she would have been parallel to, but moving in the opposite direction to Danny. As it happens, neither moved anywhere, because she completely missed getting into her turn lane, and plowed into my friend’s car, head first!
To make matters worse, she swore up and down to the police that Danny had pulled out in front of her, and that’s why she ran into him! Of course, the police didn’t buy it, as the collision obviously took place behind the correct stop-line, judging by all the debris.
IIRC, she already had a couple of moving violations on her license.
Last week I was turning left at a light off of a 4-lane road (2 in each direction) into a shopping center. The entrance to the shopping center was also 4 lanes; 2 in and 2 out, separated by a raised median. There were cars in both of the exit lanes, waiting for their light to turn green, and one car in one of the 2 entrance lanes facing out into the intersection, driven by a little old lady who looked like she wanted the ground to open up and swallow her car. Those of us turning in had to use the lane next to her.
The elderly get confused. She was probably so embarrassed about it she didn’t know what to do to correct it. That’s not an excuse, and I recognize it was a dangerous situation. I think retesting should be mandatory.
Also, they sometimes have trouble applying their make-up. But she definitely deserves a pitting for having quaffed hair.
I changed the spelling once and it ended up back how the spell check changed it the first time. I went to the trouble of looking up the definition in a dictionary, so I knew for sure quaff was the wrong word. It’s this spelling software that changes words on me while I type them, because it knows what I want to write. :mad:
Now I’ve bitched about two things. Three things will make my day.
There is one place around here, one little section of roads and streets, that I don’t like to go through. It’s not a bad part of town with lots of violent crime. It’s not a narrow bridge, where fog lingers. It’s near the ‘Retirement Community’, where old people drive. Running right through lights and stop signs, going 25 in a 40 zone, stopping in middle of the road for no reason, slowing down to 10 miles per hour instead of passing the bicycle, not noticing when the light turns green. *And *they always vote against the school budgets.
