Dear Bibliophage..

[TubaDiva]

Actually, what bibliophage said was quite mild.

If The Great Gazoo took offense, geez, I’m sorry but get a grip, woudjapleeze?

your humble TubaDiva
Adminstrator
who has said far worse things – maybe even today.

[BoBettie]

If computer knowledge was cars, you’d be driving a Gremlin."

DAMN. I love that line. I shall print it and hang it in my office for all of my users that forget their passwords (usually their dog’s name) while on vacation.

I know I’m an idiot to change my network password and then immediately forget it, but do I need to have my nose rubbed in it

Yes. Desparately. But that’s just my opinion.

Zette

[SPOOFE]

I base this on the few times that I have seen threads moved in the past. It’s always been with a simple comment like “Moving thread to IMHO.” Period. No inflammatory remark that seemed to be written to get a rise.

Inflammatory?!? Who are you, Ned Flanders?!?

[manhattan]

*Originally posted by The Great Gazoo *
** Dear Bibliophage… You’re right. I learned my lesson. So long, asshole. **

::Sniffle:: My little Bib has graduated. I’m so proud, I think I’m gonna cry.

[Larry_Mudd]

Maybe Gazoo thinks that Bib really closed the thread just to be spiteful, and doesn’t understand the extra load that moving threads placed in the wrong forum puts on the SDMB server?

Hell, Cecil himself was snarkier to me. (He hurts me, but I respect him.)

[pesch]

I must confess I LOVE this line:

*Originally posted by Enderw24 *
I’m in awe that the two synapsis on either of your ears could fire a bolt of electricity clear across your skull cavity which would allow you to even post this. **

[Soul_Brother_Number_Two]

the great gazoo, meet muad’ dib. muad’ dib, meet the great gazoo.

charmed, im sure.

[Sylkyn]

*Originally posted by Enderw24 *
** If he were worth the effort, I’d smite him with 10,000 plagues while humming the music to a Steelers Wheel song. **

OMG!!! “Stuck in the Middle With You!?”

You cad, you. This is beyond the pit…we’re talking…well, you do know this is seventies warfare…:eek:

May God have mercy on his soul.

[red_dragon60]

*Originally posted by TubaDiva *
**Actually, what bibliophage said was quite mild.

If The Great Gazoo took offense, geez, I’m sorry but get a grip, woudjapleeze?

your humble TubaDiva
Adminstrator
who has said far worse things – maybe even today. **

Ahh! Board Gestapo!
Wait, you are kinda like our secret police. Hiding in the shadowy backgrounds of email and ferretting out socks and trolls. Yeah! I mean Gestapo in a good way…

[Daikona]

*Originally posted by Enderw24 *
**The Great Gazoo, please take this in a kind helpful tone that is implied.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you!

Fuck you with a rusty chainsaw dripping with lemon juice being weilded by an epileptic monkey.
Jesus Fucking H Christ the third, this is the most stupid fucking thing I have ever read in the history of the written language. This is truly the most lame assed thing to get upset about ever within planetary history since they cancelled Laverne and Shirley.
God, right now, is up in the Kingdom of Heaven, looking down upon you and saying “what a fucked up cockswizzle. If he were worth the effort, I’d smite him with 10,000 plagues while humming the music to a Steelers Wheel song. But he’s not worth the effort, so you’re going to have to do it for me Ender.”

I’m in awe that the two synapsis on either of your ears could fire a bolt of electricity clear across your skull cavity which would allow you to even post this. Truly one must call Guinness.
**

O_O

::Grovels before the great Enderw24::

That was beautiful! It brought a tear to my eye.

[Bob_Scene]

I am very disappointed in this whole matter. Why didn’t the Great Gazoo have a real breakdown? He gave up way too easily, with no apparent semantics or sophistry. And how come there aren’t any posts by people we’ve never heard of before, who registered yesterday and have three posts to their names, angrily defending him and detailing past patterns of abuse by the moderators? That always happens in someone’s real last thread. It all smacks of conspiracy to me.

And if anyone disagrees with me, I’m never posting here again!

[Monster104]

Lessee…does this mean Bib qualifies to be A) A Nazi, B) A Commie, 3) A Fascist, IV) An Anarchist, or 101) A Trekkie?

[saepiroth]

17.5) a book-infecting articulated mechanically penetrating viral life form.

[sub]…and a fascist.[/sub]

[CRorex]

gah, it tok me almost 2 minutes to figure out the binary in that list

dunnyoo why i’m sharing this

[Monster104]

Well, I’m glad someone got it.

[CRorex]

it was a terrriblges falshbacak to jh nad hs…

Godamned math team (just cause i can do everythin short of calcuslusessssssses in my head doesn’t mean I want to do that) bitter bitter rage builds, then alcohol dispells into happy soft cloud

[Monster104]

I can smell the alcohol from here.

[saepiroth]

yeah, and don’t light a match; he’d explode.

you know, he’s gonna be embarassed as all hell tomarrow. nearly every thread down here in the pit has a comment by me or someone else about how he was so incredibly blasted off his ass all super-early-morning.
well, the boards shutdown in ten, so maybe he can cool his jets in the interim.

[CRorex]

oi,

Let me have my fun ok?

I haven’t posted anything thats mean or cruel or that I’ll regrent in the moving. Sure I’ve got no clue as to how to spell right now but I usually dont anyway so what the hell.

For the first time in 3 weeks I’m happy, relax and feeling good about myself and the world. So what if I’m typing like a crazed monkey on speed.

My only attack was against the bigots in the world and lets face it, they don’t desreve to fight back.

[saepiroth]

ok. I probably ought to stop hijacking other people’s threads, anyway.

i’ll leave you alone. you deserve to be drunk off your ass; it’s a right, goddamnit!