ATTN: Bud Selig
Major League Baseball
Dear Big, Fat, Stupidhead,
Your head is big and fat and stupid.
Sincerely,
Someone who hates you
Oooooh, ooooh, and I hope something slightly unpleasant happens to you, like an onion falling on your (big fat stupid) head!
Who is Bud Selig, and why do we hate him?
Bud Selig is the owner of the Milwaukee Brewers baseball team, and also the Commissioner of baseball.
We hate him because he is Satan. He even looks like Satan. Has anyone found a picture of him where he isn’t glowering or frowning or having his face all contorted in some sort of weird Exorcist, demon-possession, Wes Craven nightmare face?
And he’s ruining baseball.