Or, have I had a 5-year long bladder infection?
Basically, in a nutshell, back in 2001 I found myself peeing way too frequently. A trip to the doctor, a urine test and some ultrasounds later, it was determined there was nothing wrong. So I went on my merry way, taking my frequent (usually ranging in frequency from 1/2 hour to 2 hours) pees with me.
Fast forward to earlier this month. The peeing is getting more frequent. It takes me over an hour to fall asleep because I have to keep on getting up and peeing (last night I went about 15 times). There is no burnination, no Trogdor to cause me to cringe in pain. There is just an overwhelming urge to go. So I went to the doctor last week. We talked a bit, but I couldn’t give a sample there because I go to the bathroom so much there isn’t enough pee at one time for an adequate sample. I get a sterilized cup to take home, give my sample in the morning right when I wake up so there’s enough there (never mind I got up twice in an 8 hour sleep). My daddy, bless his soul, accepted his Esteemed and Honourable Mission and took the cup of refrigerated pee to the doctor because I had to go to work before they opened.
Cue me getting home after work yesterday. Our Caller ID says there was a call from the doctor, but someone answered it. I ask my dad, the only one who was there to answer it, what it was about. I suspect it is because he’s a big coward (he had an appointment that morning but chickened out and cancelled), but he refuses to talk about it. So I leave it at that, while giving him the evil laser eye treatment behind his back.
So anyway, I wake up this morning, and Mom tells me Dad finally remembered what the call was about. Yeah, the results said I have a bladder infection and the doctor called some antibiotics into the pharmacy.
THANKS DADDY!!!111oneoneone I really could have used those antibiotics yesterday, as I squirm in my seat writing this. But wait, you say, delaying a bathroom break gives you bladder infections! But wait, I say, I went less than an hour ago! And sometimes you just gotta hold it, because I really don’t feel like having to get up and go 3 times in 10 minutes at work because it makes me look like a slacker. Shhhhh, the IT department hasn’t busted me yet!
Oh yeah, I’m a bit apprehensive about this whole infection thing in the first place anyway. I’ve been on my fair share of antibiotics for strep and ear infections over the last two years and there was no change, unless there just wasn’t enough antibiotic to attack all my bodily infections. I’m just hoping this works, because I’m not looking forward to my road trip at the end of the month. I can’t even go an hour and half without having to pee in a vehicle (kinda like some people’s home=pee radar)!
So, in conclusion, I hate my bladder but don’t have enough vitriol to Pit it.