Where is my missing money?
Did you check the mattress?
Or maybe the mistress on the mattress?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, Jack?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.”
Its not in the mattress…
The money isn’t really missing. You’re making the mistake of adding together the amount paid by the hotel guests to the amount the bellhop kept.
It’s out by the barn on the old Johnson farm. You know, the one that burned down 20 years ago. You take a right there and go to the tree that was cut down 10 years ago. Go another mile and it’s buried at the base of the statue that was taken down 5 years ago.
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