You are lying on a table naked. I am standing over you with a rusty saw and a glass of vinegar. slowly I saw small incisions into your inner-thighs and asscheeks, pouring the vinegar I simultaneously light your eyebrows on fire with a blowtorch and use a meat tenderizering mallet to put out the flames. at the conlcusion of this I impale you on a spike and strip off pieces of flesh as the pole slowly slides up your ass and through your collarbones.
maybe you should have spent that time inventing a better mousetrap.
shitstain.
all hail PopUp-Killer 3.0:wally