Dear Cockphlegm That Invented Pop-Ups

You are lying on a table naked. I am standing over you with a rusty saw and a glass of vinegar. slowly I saw small incisions into your inner-thighs and asscheeks, pouring the vinegar I simultaneously light your eyebrows on fire with a blowtorch and use a meat tenderizering mallet to put out the flames. at the conlcusion of this I impale you on a spike and strip off pieces of flesh as the pole slowly slides up your ass and through your collarbones.

maybe you should have spent that time inventing a better mousetrap.

shitstain.

all hail PopUp-Killer 3.0:wally

Uh…damn.

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HA HA HA- good one- i like that Beeblebrox…

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