What, no mention yet of the cabal of secret government agents masquerading as civilians going on message boards to discredit the conspiracy theorists and prevent the people from discovering The Truth?
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33 posts and still not one mention of the Gay Agenda?
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Oh, that? Here it is.
Why are there black helicopters circling my house?
I can remember when floride was rumored to be a Communist conspiracy.
Any conspiracy that results in fewer cavities, you can count me in!
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Why are there black helicopters circling my house?
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I have those to! Except mine are blue and white and say, “City of Pasadena Police Department” on the side. I hate those fuckers and the signals they beam into my brain telling me to “Vote Waylon Jennings for President.” Why the fuck would I vote for Waylon Jennings even if he wasn’t dead?
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I can remember when floride was rumored to be a Communist conspiracy.
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“That’s the way your hardcore Commie works!”
Stranger
Do what I do when someone brings up the 9/11 truth crap: quote Bill Maher.
“You know how I know that George Bush WASN’T behind 9-11? … Because it worked.”
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Do what I do when someone brings up the 9/11 truth crap: quote Bill Maher.
“You know how I know that George Bush WASN’T behind 9-11? … Because it worked.”
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HAH!
Bumper Sticker !
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How about a Gay Jewish Conspiracy then.
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Date: Sun, 15 Jun 2008
To: Editor
Subject: Otto Skorzeny
One more thing.Operation paper clip,was when US army transport 100 000 pink Yidish triangle boys ( homosexual ) from concetration camps to USA and now is America nation of homosexuals.
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[QUOTE=Slacker]
Do what I do when someone brings up the 9/11 truth crap: quote Bill Maher.
“You know how I know that George Bush WASN’T behind 9-11? … Because it worked.”
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Likewise: How do we know the CIA wasn’t behind the Kennedy assassination?
He’s dead, isn’t he?
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Oh, yeah? Well, one of my brothers-in-law sends me the type of glurge we make fun of almost daily, and another one is trying to learn to get all his nutrition from sunlight.
What do I win? 
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A new husband?
I used to work with a guy who pretty much was as dumb as a box of rocks. After hurricane Katrina struck, he fell for every exaggerated news report about how bad things were. A few months later, when the newspapers admitted that conditions weren’t as bad as they were made out to be and there wasn’t anyone shooting at helicopters, I pointed out the story to him and told him I told him so. His response was that the truth would come out. Apparently he didn’t believe it just had. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus]
I work in government - believe me we simply don’t possess the level of competency required to execute conspiracies, even the simple ones. Hell, the British secret service can’t even refrain from allowing secret information to be made accessible to anyone catching a train. :smack:
I used to work in a policy that was quite high profile but also controversial and highly unpopular in some circles (the opposition to it almost bordered on conspiracy theorist paranoia and stupidity sometimes). I sat in the Ministerial and senior management meetings and was aware of pretty much all the issues going on and it really was far more mundane and uninteresting than you could ever imagine.
CTs also seem to forget that the government is comprised of people, not unthinking automatons who carry out any instruction given to them.
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It’s a very old strategem to arrange to be caught in something minor to avoid being caught out in something major. “If we can’t even keep a blue dress under wraps, how do you expect us to cover up [insert conspiracy here]?”
Nice username/post combination btw.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled on the world was convincing us he didn’t exist.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled on the world was convincing us he didn’t exist.
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He hasn’t done a very good job with many people. He should practice that trick more.
[QUOTE=Projammer]
It’s a very old strategem to arrange to be caught in something minor to avoid being caught out in something major. “If we can’t even keep a blue dress under wraps, how do you expect us to cover up [insert conspiracy here]?”
Nice username/post combination btw.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled on the world was convincing us he didn’t exist.
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I think a thread like this pretty much requires me to post, given my handle.
[QUOTE=Projammer]
It’s a very old strategem to arrange to be caught in something minor to avoid being caught out in something major. “If we can’t even keep a blue dress under wraps, how do you expect us to cover up [insert conspiracy here]?”
Nice username/post combination btw.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled on the world was convincing us he didn’t exist.
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This is the point where - if we were having a face-to-face conversation - I would pretend my phone was ringing, hold one finger up to you as I answer it, and walk away, never to return.
[QUOTE=cmyk]
Read a book for chrissake. Learn some things about the nature of this world, or of people. Believe it or not, real life is nothing like the movies or television. The real truth is far more interesting than these fictional accounts of real events will ever be. Now more than ever, there are tools at our disposal that allow us to learn and communicate on a global basis.
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I was a bit inspired by this paragraph. Well said!
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This is the point where - if we were having a face-to-face conversation - I would pretend my phone was ringing, hold one finger up to you as I answer it, and walk away, never to return.
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Really? I’m surprised you could hear it ringing over the whooshing noise. 
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A new husband? <snip.>
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That wouldn’t work - they’re both married into the family (one married to my sister, one married to my husband’s sister).
http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/ Most people, by now realize , that the grey UFO people have united with the Bilderbergs. They have a yearly meeting where they complete the plans for the take over of earth and the mind enslavement of the people that are left.
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I have those to! Except mine are blue and white and say, “City of Pasadena Police Department” on the side.
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What? Black helicopters aren’t actually black?
What next? ‘Black boxes’ are orange? :dubious: