What, no mention yet of the cabal of secret government agents masquerading as civilians going on message boards to discredit the conspiracy theorists and prevent the people from discovering The Truth?
Oh, that? Here it is.
Why are there black helicopters circling my house?
I can remember when floride was rumored to be a Communist conspiracy.
Any conspiracy that results in fewer cavities, you can count me in!
I have those to! Except mine are blue and white and say, “City of Pasadena Police Department” on the side. I hate those fuckers and the signals they beam into my brain telling me to “Vote Waylon Jennings for President.” Why the fuck would I vote for Waylon Jennings even if he wasn’t dead?
“That’s the way your hardcore Commie works!”
Stranger
Do what I do when someone brings up the 9/11 truth crap: quote Bill Maher.
“You know how I know that George Bush WASN’T behind 9-11? … Because it worked.”
HAH!
Bumper Sticker !
Likewise: How do we know the CIA wasn’t behind the Kennedy assassination?
He’s dead, isn’t he?
A new husband?
I used to work with a guy who pretty much was as dumb as a box of rocks. After hurricane Katrina struck, he fell for every exaggerated news report about how bad things were. A few months later, when the newspapers admitted that conditions weren’t as bad as they were made out to be and there wasn’t anyone shooting at helicopters, I pointed out the story to him and told him I told him so. His response was that the truth would come out. Apparently he didn’t believe it just had. :rolleyes:
It’s a very old strategem to arrange to be caught in something minor to avoid being caught out in something major. “If we can’t even keep a blue dress under wraps, how do you expect us to cover up [insert conspiracy here]?”
Nice username/post combination btw.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled on the world was convincing us he didn’t exist.
He hasn’t done a very good job with many people. He should practice that trick more.
I think a thread like this pretty much requires me to post, given my handle. 
This is the point where - if we were having a face-to-face conversation - I would pretend my phone was ringing, hold one finger up to you as I answer it, and walk away, never to return.
I was a bit inspired by this paragraph. Well said!
Really? I’m surprised you could hear it ringing over the whooshing noise. 
That wouldn’t work - they’re both married into the family (one married to my sister, one married to my husband’s sister).
http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/ Most people, by now realize , that the grey UFO people have united with the Bilderbergs. They have a yearly meeting where they complete the plans for the take over of earth and the mind enslavement of the people that are left.
What? Black helicopters aren’t actually black?
What next? ‘Black boxes’ are orange? :dubious: