Please, at any point, do not ever, and I repeat EVER, feel the need to come and talk to me in my cage… err… cubicle when you feel GAS COMING ON!!
WTF! Don’t come over to me to spout some more of your inane bullshit and then FART :eek: in my cubicle and act as if nothing happened!
WHO DOES THAT? Maybe in fat land where you come, it’s ok to go into other ugly fat peoples cubicles and stink them up, but here, amongst the attractive, just remember to NEVER FART ANYWHERE within ear-shot of me! (or nose-shot for that matter!)
On a side note Why is it so much worse that my FAT UGLY BOSS farted in my cubicle, but for some reason I don’t think I would be as sickened had it been that hot girl from sales? Just a thought
WHY WAS IT NECESSARY to tell us he was GERMAN? Only big fat ugly Germans fart? OH, darling. BITTE.
I think fat, skinny, hot, horny, hideous, slimy, sweaty or buff…ANYONE who farts in a cubicle is worthy of ridicule. Even the hot chick from sales. I guarantee it.
if Till Lindemann farted on me I’d be grossed out. Trust it.
Farting = funny but sick.
Mr. jar farted on me the other day as a joke and then said “and we’re married FOREVER”, then ran guffawing from the room.
I have no problem with Fat pople (my best friend is somewhat overweight)
I have no problem with German people, my ex-girlfriend was VERY German
I DO however, have a BIG problem with FAT GERMAN BOSSES who FART in your CUBICLE! :eek:
Note had she been FAT UGLY AND SWEEDISH, I would have still been right pissed off!
Oh and also note that I dislike her in general so I think this rant was a long time coming… an explanation for the derogatory comments. Wouldn’t want y’all to think that I feel this way about all “farters”!
