The OP might enjoy this:
And that perfectly summarizes what Home and garden shows are - one long TV commercial for “home improvement” products and services, with props.
One of my first acts as Arbitrary Dictator of Everything will be to suspend all auto insurance advertising for six months, with the money saved to be rebated to customers. If it goes well, the ad suspension will be renewed indefinitely (with extension to other products such as chain restaurants that sell inedible seafood).
Which reminds me - Flo vs. the Popeye’s lady, with play-by-play provided by the lizard.
At least Geico finally let the Caveman go extinct.
There’s no danger of me ever signing up with Geico or Progressive, but that smarmy, shit-eating pig guarantees it.
I was once amazed to find out there are people who LOVE Flo and her commercials. I learned that on the Dope.
Everybody knows that.
My God- what have I done? :eek:
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