Dear gluteus maximus, your sig is too big

[Never_Have_I_Because_I]

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4619312&postcount=58

your sig is about 3 lines too long(2 if you’re not including the line break), and it’s demeaning to me to boot! note to everyone, so the jackass doesn’t confuse you, that quote’s a joke( and also my signature).

[Queen_Tonya]

“Dear”? This is still the pit, right?
I’m so disappointed.

[Never_Have_I_Because_I]

btw, his sig, as it stand right now, is:

BIG WORDS HURT, BIG WORDS KILL
MY FATHER WAS KILLED BY A BIG WORD IN A MILL
LOTS OF WORDS AREN’T BIG, USE THEM
(drum solo) – NHIBI, while the rest of us go on fighting ignorance

My advice to you, you inimical cabbage, is to lurk until you learn, as I have, to minimize your idiocy when posting.
– gadfly

also, queen tonya, i called him a jackass.

[Ilsa_Lund]

Oh, junior modding. Really fucking brilliant, dude. :rolleyes:

[Never_Have_I_Because_I]

@Ilsa_Lund

Oh, junior modding. Really fucking brilliant, dude. :rolleyes:

The ironing is delicious.

[Tinkertoy]

Waiter! May I see the whine list?

[Doomtrain]

So, report the post, then have a nice, big glass of Shut the Fuck Up.

[don_t_ask]

Does that button Thread Tools mean what I think?

[Never_Have_I_Because_I]

@Tinkertoy

Waiter! May I see the whine list?

:rolleyes: If you have a problem with it, don’t post. You’re just wasting your efforts, as I sure as hell don’t care what you think(well, enough to tell you I don’t care if you find my rant whiny or lame. Once).

[Ilsa_Lund]

@Never Have I Because I

The ironing is delicious.

My nipples explode with delight.

[Never_Have_I_Because_I]

@GMRyujin

So, report the post, then have a nice, big glass of Shut the Fuck Up.

Where is this ‘report post’ function?

[Never_Have_I_Because_I]

@Ilsa_Lund

My nipples explode with delight.

I do not think what you are saying is what you think it means.

[Lord_Ashtar]

This is not about his sig being too big, it’s about GM making fun of you, NHIBI. At least be mature enough to admit it.

[Ilsa_Lund]

@Never Have I Because I

I do not think what you are saying is what you think it means.

That has got to be the most godawful butchering of a PB quote ever. What the fuck do you mean about ironing?

[Never_Have_I_Because_I]

@Ilsa_Lund

That has got to be the most godawful butchering of a PB quote ever. What the fuck do you mean about ironing?

Ironing = Irony.

Simpsons Quote.

[Never_Have_I_Because_I]

I butchered a quote, you did not understand a quote. We are on equal, and sexy, footing.

Ilsa Lund, can we kiss?

[Ilsa_Lund]

@Never Have I Because I

I butchered a quote, you did not understand a quote. We are on equal, and sexy, footing.

Ilsa Lund, can we kiss?

Don’t make me go Herbert Kornfeld Medieval all over your punk ass.

[Never_Have_I_Because_I]

@Lord Ashtar

This is not about his sig being too big, it’s about GM making fun of you, NHIBI. At least be mature enough to admit it.

I was mainly annoyed because he was potraying me as unintelligent by not putting it in context. However, I made the rule breaking part the most important part because on this board we must abide by the rules firstly.

[Gadfly]

NHIBI: Go away, you chicanerous rutabaga.

[Ilsa_Lund]

@Never Have I Because I

I was mainly annoyed because he was potraying me as unintelligent by not putting it in context. However, I made the rule breaking part the most important part because on this board we must abide by the rules firstly.

Bullshit. You are just a stupid, jealous and petty motherfucker.