Dear God(Allah, Budha, Pan, Gaiea, insert your god here)

Q.E.D., I’m getting a little worried about you. This is the second time today you’ve threatened to eat a personal appliance of yours if proven wrong. Do you have something against your current television/computer, do you need an excuse to upgrade, or do you just really like eating non-food?

He might be muching you next, Munch.