Dear "Guy Whom is Shooting at Marine Corps Recruiting Bldgs."

Dude:

Well, I can’t really come down on you, because it is clear you aren’t trying to kill Marines or Recuiters, and since you are using the same gun, you desire the attention, I’ll just chime in.

I bet every Marine stationed in a strip-mall is out CSIing their building, looking for holes. “YO, Sarge, whyya staring at the wall, and shit? Have a shit-hot run-in with some bad walls over in Sandland?”

Jarheads. A little suppressive-fire never hurts. But remember they are too stupid to get the message you are trying to send.

Anyway, thanks for not going all Malvo and shit.

Change your MO, and go after the Salvation Army. I heard if you are in the SA, you can only marry another SA enlistee.

Regards.

S. Z. Pow
Colonel, KISS ARMY (Ret.)

Mundane and Pointless.

And shit.

Subject: Guy
Verb: is shooting
Correct Pronoun: who.
You fail. Sorry.

And shit.

For a second my brain processed this as an “ask the guy who is…” thread.

Super K is back. And shit.

It’s like flipping through the channels and coming across Point Break. I just have to stop and watch for awhile.

On a more serious note, the Marine Corps Marathon is on Sunday, and there’s some concern that this nut will take it into his head to start shooting at the race. Here’s hoping for a trouble-free day.

I know, isn’t it wild?

I read about this in the news yesterday and the FBI said, “We think the shooter has something against the Marine Corps.”

Really? How much are you getting paid to make those deductions?

Wasn’t this an episode of NCIS?

Does someone have a link?

And forgive my ignorance, but what’s “KISS ARMY”?

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The band KISS had(has?) an official fan club called “KISS ARMY” and their fans are generally called members of the KISS Army.