What better way is there to say, “Jump me when I walk out of this store, I have a brand new diamond necklace in this bag. These giant diamonds are so awesome and high class that I needed a team of experts with a REALLY big sign to help me pick it out. And if I’m buying jewelry, you know that I have a wife or girlfriend, so you can follow me home and peek in the window when she’s in the shower.”
I get that it’s a great form of advertising, but certainly not for the customer.
Obviously they should operate in the shadows, behind a plaster facade of a 99 cent store, and only show jewelry to people who know the password. You get the password by going into the building marked “No passwords in here, and no criminals allowed”.
This would help but it isn’t a complete solution. Publisher’s clearing house continues to inform the public that I might already have won over $1 million.
I thought you lived in Canada. I live in USA and I keep my doors unlocked during teh day and I keep my car keys in the car. Perhaps you should consider raising taxes to pay for policemen.
And don’t even get me started on these bags!
What the hell are they thinking?!? Making you carry your purchase home in that.
Might as well wear a neon sign saying ‘please rob me’.
That’s just as bad, because now you’re carrying a giant neon advertisement for cheesy criminals. Do you want to be mugged by some dude with a freeze ray yelling “Ice to see you!”?
That’s why whenever my wife and I go out for a fancy dinner we first dress in our old painting clothes. We take my suit and her dress in an old rucksack with us and then change in the bathroom of the restaurant. We just got a Porsche 911 GT3 but we keep it at the dealer’s (we didn’t want anyone to follow us home and steal it) and take a taxi. She doesn’t wear the 3-karat diamond ring I got her when we got engaged; it is kept in a safe deposit box at the bank (the sign says “Joe’s Ordinary Diner” to keep a low profile) and she wears a fake one.